turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad)


starscreamsswayinghips:

fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

She didn’t just date dudes and she was going to repeat herself until Scott understood. And it took her female ex punching and kicking the shit out of him for him to get it.

(Source: ballcocktail)


(Source: kwen-b)

I think if I’ve learned anything about friendship, it’s to hang in, stay connected, fight for them, and let them fight for you. Don’t walk away, don’t be distracted, don’t be too busy or tired, don’t take them for granted. Friends are part of the glue that holds life and faith together. Powerful stuff.
Jon Katz (via observando)
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