Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
either you’re a blessing
or a lesson.
I’m the kind of friend who mentally corrects everything wrong you say about Harry Potter.
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened